Salazar Slytherin

Rowena;

What do you think about marrying on November 17? I quite like the look of that date. I also want to be married as soon as possible.

Are you still open for the idea of having a surprise wedding? I'm sure we can come up with a good reason to have a ship-wide party to cover for the surprise.

/private

It is nearly my, Rowena's and Jor's birthday!

So many excellent births on October 13, I do think it should be declared an international holiday. Like Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all rolled into one, without the religion.


Rowena;

Wake early on our birthday.

private to Lily Sr

Are you still using your maiden name, or are you Lily Snape now? That name is so awful, please tell me that you will be keeping Evans

/private


I would like to see a horror movie. Something witty, and would also actually frighten me. Is there even such a thing? I do not scare easily.

I would need to have been starved for two weeks, tortured relentlessly, beaten until I am naught more than a bloody mess to actually enjoy cheeseburgers and french fries.

I knew a Frenchman, and he would be SEVERELY DISPLEASED to find his nationality used for such a vile food.


Sweet And Sour Chicken is superb, however.

[ooc: he intentionally left this entry public. he wants to brag :D]

Rowena.

As we are on the ship now, I must ask: would you prefer it if I move into your room, or you into mine?

I meant to ask you this earlier, but I was having a spot of trouble with the snake.

I have no words to describe how happy I will be to see my beloved serpent again. Nor do I have the words to describe how angry I will be if I must wait much longer.

I will not be held accountable if he became very hungry in my absence and ate one of your pets. He has needs.

[HELENA]

I think you should know that your murderer has seen fit to arrive. Pass the message onto your husband, and if you want, I will come to stay.

[/private]

[ROWENA]

You do not know this yet, I do not think, but Aquila Black killed Helena.

Would you like to come over?

[/private]

It is always something, is it not?

I think it would be wonderful if The Others finally decided to show themselves, instead of sneaking around the jungle and whispering. I do hope that I am not the only one that has noticed. We should be prepared if they decide to attack...

Live together or die alone?

[private to lavender]

Rowena is back, and, naturally, she has no knowledge of our marriage. So, I would like for you to find me a lady friend, if you can. You have many female friends, do you not?

[/private]

Euan, how do you feel about a few harmless experiments?

If you want something badly enough, you will always get it.

I could live here, and I say that with the utmost honestly. I am sure building myself a Manor would be no problem...

Well. The Great Salazar Slytherin is a bachelor once more, just as he was always meant to be.

Thirty-six seems far too young to be a grandfather. Well, yes, but not really. My mother was a grandmother at thirty-six, but she is female. That was how it was done in my time. Older man, younger woman... Although Helena is older than Theodore....

Does anyone have a cigar? I hear that is the acceptable thing for a man to do in modern times when a baby is born. Why, I do not know, but I am in the mood for new traditions.

[PRIVATE TO ALICE]

Alice, my dear, as I have pure faith in your hatred for the woman and am assured that this will not go any farther than the two of us, I would just like to assure you that, should you see me being nice to Bellatrix Lestrange, it is only with malicious intention.

I met her in the corridor the other day, and I do not think it will be difficult to have her licking the dirt from my shoes.

Unless you object?

[/private]


It is the blasphemous* holiday, is it not?


*blasphemous to a Parselmouth.

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.

Not bad for a Muggle poet, that Edgar Allen Poe.

I would like to dock on an island again. A tropical one, like the last. And then she ship can disappear and/or implode/explode and force us to live there. And I can be the leader. Like Sawyer.

I fear that if it continues to snow, I will develop cabin fever. I do not mind winter as long as I can take a quick holiday to warmer lands if I so choose.

[Rowena]

OH MY GOD Cho got me Doctor Who dee-vee-dees, and guess what episode is on one of them? Blink. Oh, how I adore Blink! We must watch it together later.

[/Rowena]

[Cho]

You are truly a glittering gem among women. You have impeccable taste.

[/Cho]

[ooc: zomg he's letting his feelings out]

[Private to Lavender, Rowena, Lily SR, Cho, Alice and Helena]

I officially hate that Ginny woman. And most other people here for that matter. I am so sick of being called 'evil'.

Would an evil man raise a child that is not his own?
Would an evil man play bodyguard to someone who, at the time, was otherwise incapable of protecting themselves?
Would an evil man WILLINGLY AND KNOWLINGLY after a time BEFRIEND MUGGLEBORNS? (The M-word has not passed my lips in months.)
NO, HE WOULD NOT!

So what if my methods could be considered barbaric? I am medieval and that is how we roll. I cannot be blamed for coming from a time where frequent bloodshed was the way of life.

And how can I POSSIBLY be faulted for supposedly putting the basilisk into the school, when it seems to occur in my future? For all I know Godric could have done it. He is not so noble as everyone thinks he is.

And have I nnot disowned that Tom Riddle fool?

All right. I am finished now, and am going to play Grand Theft Auto in the common room.

[/Private]

[PRIVATE TO ALICE]

Bellatrix Lestrange is here. She comes before that night, though.

Let me know if you have any problems.